Gorehouse Productions Presents
TITTY
KILLER
One man. Unlimited sequels. Zero shame.
Starring International Superstar Brock Seavers
10
Films
$3.36 billion
Worldwide Gross
1986–2019
Years Active
22%
Rotten Tomatoes
87%
Audience Score
16
Razzies Won
The Saga of Jack Slade
What began in 1986 as a low-budget slasher about a substitute teacher fighting a homicidal blonde has become the most unlikely film franchise in Hollywood history. Spanning ten films, four decades, and every conceivable genre — from Miami Vice knockoff to intergalactic space opera — the Titty Killer saga follows the extraordinary career of international superstar Brock Seavers as Jack Slade, a man who simply cannot stop encountering murderous situations involving buxom women.
“Every generation gets the hero it deserves. Ours got Brock Seavers in a pink blazer punching a mermaid.”
— The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, in an official statement declining to comment
International Superstar
Brock Seavers
Born Brockley Randolph Seavers on October 31, 1965 in Encino, California, Brock Seavers was discovered at age 19 working as a bouncer at a roller disco. Producer Samuel Goldstein reportedly took one look at his jawline and said, “That man was born to fight fictional women.”
Over a career spanning four decades, Seavers has appeared in 47 films, though he is contractually required to mention the Titty Killer franchise in every interview regardless of what he’s promoting. His other notable credits include “Fists of Vengeance,” “Mega Shark vs. Brock Seavers,” and an ill-advised 2008 romantic comedy called “Love, Actually... Kill Them.”
47
Films
4
Decades
$6.2B
Total Gross
0
Oscar Noms
23
Razzie Noms
The Complete Franchise
10 Films. $3.36 billion. Zero Apologies.
Titty Killer
1986
He didn't study anything in high school that would prepare him for this.
$214.6 million worldwide
Titty Killer 2
1989
He's back... and the heat is on.
$389.2 million worldwide
Titty Killer 3
1993
He's gunning for the blonde with the blood-soaked boobs.
$312.8 million worldwide
Titty Killer Four
1997
Titties are only half of his problem...
$478.3 million worldwide
Titty Hills: First Blood
2002
Before the Titty Killer, there was... First Kill: The Origin Story.
$198.4 million worldwide
Titty Force
2006
He's the law of the galaxy... and he's breaking it... with them.
$412.7 million worldwide
Titty Titty Bang Bang
2010
Fasten your seatbelts. Or don't. The car flies itself.
$523.8 million worldwide
Titty Titty Bang Bang 2: The Kid's Got My Eyes
2014
Like father, like son. God help us all.
$445.6 million worldwide
Titty Killer: American Justice In England
2017
She thought it was just a mammogram... He's armed with a night stick.
$267.3 million worldwide
Titty Killer: 70s Retro Re-Release
2019
He's got a score to settle... and a chest to measure.
$112.8 million worldwide
What The Critics Said
Critical “Acclaim”
“The Titty Killer franchise is to cinema what a gas station hot dog is to cuisine — technically food, alarmingly popular, and you will hate yourself for enjoying it.”
— The Guardian, 2019 retrospective
“Brock Seavers is not a good actor. He is, however, an incredible movie star, and the difference between those two things explains everything about Hollywood.”
— The Atlantic
“Across ten films, the franchise has accumulated a 22% average on Rotten Tomatoes and an 87% audience score. This gap is not a bug. It is the entire point.”
— Variety, franchise analysis
“I've now spent roughly 19 hours of my life watching Brock Seavers fight various women across multiple decades, planets, and bodies of water. I regret nothing. I regret everything. I will see the next one.”
— Mark Kermode, BBC
By The Numbers
Box Office Dominance
$3.36 billion
Worldwide Gross
$1.11 billion
Domestic Gross
0
Academy Awards
16
Golden Raspberries
22%
Avg. Rotten Tomatoes
87%
Avg. Audience Score
47
On-Screen Deaths
1
Cow Explosion
Coming 2027
TITTY KILLER 5
THE FINAL TITTY
“They said it was over. They said he was done. They said ‘please, God, stop making these.’ But Jack Slade has one last fight — and this time, it’s personal. Again.”
Brock Seavers has been quoted as saying: “I’ll stop when I’m dead. And even then, they’ll probably deepfake me.”